He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
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I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
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If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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