no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
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Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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