a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
foreskin is a definite game changer
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
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