That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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