I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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