we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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