I have demons in me.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
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you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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