yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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