I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
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So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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