making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
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I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Rumble strips road head = magical
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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