I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Fuck appropriateness.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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