I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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