all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
what the fuck happened to the tacos
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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