her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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