Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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