Porn is love you can see.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
