Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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