I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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