I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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