Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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