He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
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