i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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