I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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