I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Actions speak louder than pants.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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