Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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