How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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