I wannas sexs uuuuu
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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