be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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