Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
