Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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