hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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