id be glad to
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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