How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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