hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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