i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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