Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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