Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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