i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
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