My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
She announced her abortion via fbk
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his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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