3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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