I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
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Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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