how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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