New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize