Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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