We need to start having sex underwater more often.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
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I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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