so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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