the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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