In the future we'll all be gay
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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