And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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