Dual....:-)
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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