so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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