It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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