You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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