we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
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Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
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He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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