Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
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do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
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Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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