Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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