I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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