Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
